Authors of Erotic Romance

I had a flat tire on the highway yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk to find a spare.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn’t believe it!

Cars start slowing down to look at my lifelike men, which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

Traffic started backing up. Everybody was honking their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

“What’s going on here?” he demanded.

“My car has a flat tire,” I said.

“Well, what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?”

I couldn’t believe that he didn’t know… so I told him.

“Those are my Emergency Flashers.”